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		<title>A CUP OF COFFEE ON THE WALL</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2013 22:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Print this entryA CUP OF COFFEE ON THE WALL     I sat with a friend in a high-class coffee shop in a small town near Venice, Italy. As we enjoyed our coffee, a man entered and sat at an empty table beside us.   He called the waiter and placed his order saying, &#8220;Two cups of coffee, one of them there on the wall.&#8221; We heard this order with some interest and observed that he was served with only one cup of coffee but he paid for two. As soon as he left, the waiter pasted a piece of paper on the wall with the words written &#8216;A Cup of Coffee&#8217;.   While we were still there, two other men entered and ordered three cups of coffee, &#8220;Two on the table and one on the wall.&#8221; They had only two cups of coffee but paid for three and left. This time again, the waiter did the same; he pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying, &#8216;A Cup of Coffee&#8217;.   It seemed that this gesture was a norm at this place. However, it was something unique and perplexing for us. Since we had nothing to do with the matter we finished our coffee, paid the bill and left. After a few days, we happened to visit this coffee shop again. While we were enjoying our coffee, a man entered. The way the man was dressed did not match the standard nor the atmosphere of the coffee shop.   Poverty was evident from the look on his face and his attire. As he seated himself, he looked at the wall and said, &#8220;One cup of coffee from the wall please.&#8221; The waiter served a coffee to this man with the customary respect and dignity.   The man drank his coffee and left without paying. We were amazed to watch all this when we also noticed that the waiter took off a piece of paper from the wall and threw it in the dust bin. Then it dawned on us what this custom was all about. The great respect for the needy shown by the inhabitants of this town welled up our eyes with tears.   Coffee is not a need of our society, nor a necessity of life. The point to note is that when we take pleasure in any blessing, maybe we also need to think about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Senior Texting Codes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2013 15:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Print this entryI came across a humorous, light-hearted story about how texting acronyms aren&#8217;t just for kids anymore. It talked about how the older we get, more and more seniors are texting on cell phones; therefore they suggested a need for an STC (Senior Texting Code). Here are a few humorous text code examples:  ATD &#8211; At The DoctorBFF &#8211; Best Friend FellBTW &#8211; Bring The WheelchairBYOT &#8211; Bring Your Own TeethCBM &#8211; Covered By MedicareCUATSC &#8211; See You At The Senior CenterDWI &#8211; Driving While IncontinentFWBB &#8211; Friend With Beta BlockersFWIW &#8211; Forgot Where I WasFYI &#8211; Found Your InsulinGGPBL &#8211; Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery LowGHA &#8211; Got Heartburn AgainIMHO &#8211; Is My Hearing-Aid On?LWMDO &#8211; Laughing With My Dentures OutLOL &#8211; Living On LipitorOMMR &#8211; On My Massage ReclinerOMSG &#8211; Oh My! Sorry, Gas.ROFL &#8211; CGU &#8211; Rolling On Floor Laughing… but Can&#8217;t Get UpTTYL &#8211; Talk To You LouderWAITT &#8211; Who Am I Talking To?WTP &#8211; Where&#8217;s The Prunes?WWNO &#8211; Walker Wheels Need OilGGLKI &#8211; Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In Here&#8217;s the way I see it: Mark Twain once said, &#8220;Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don&#8217;t mind, it doesn&#8217;t matter.&#8221; Give us a call if you&#8217;d like help creating timeless print materials that will make everyone feel young at heart.]]></description>
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		<title>The Cracked Pot</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2012 17:26:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Print this entry An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.  One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water. At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full. For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only one and a half pots of water. Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.  After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream. &#8216;I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house.&#8217; The old woman smiled, &#8216;Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot&#8217;s side?&#8217;  &#8217;That&#8217;s because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them.&#8217;  For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table. Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house.&#8217; Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it&#8217;s the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding. You&#8217;ve just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them. SO, to all of my cracked pot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path! And send this to Any or all of your Cracked Pot friends within 5 minutes and see what happens! Don&#8217;t forget the Cracked Pot that sent it to you!!]]></description>
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		<title>Eat chocolate, win the Nobel Prize?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 22:38:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Print this entry  Of all the chocolate research out there, the most unabashed tribute to the &#8220;dark gold&#8221; has to be a study just published in one of the world&#8217;s most prestigious medical journals. Drum roll, please: The higher a country&#8217;s chocolate consumption, the more Nobel laureates it spawns per capita, according to findings released today in the New England Journal of Medicine. And guess who leads the pack? The Swiss, of course, closely followed by the Swedes and the Danes. The U.S. is somewhere in the middle of chocolate consumption and Nobel Prize winners per capita. To produce just one more laureate, the nation would have to up its cocoa intake by a whopping 275 million pounds a year, according to Dr. Franz Messerli, who did the analysis. &#8220;The amount it takes, it&#8217;s actually quite stunning, you know,&#8221; Messerli chuckled. &#8220;The Swiss eat 120 bars &#8211; that is, 3-ounce bars &#8211; per year, for every man, woman and child, that&#8217;s the average.&#8221; The Nobel Foundation in Stockholm is in the midst of announcing this year&#8217;s winners. It&#8217;s unclear whether the awards reflect chocolate intake, but previous laureates greeted the new research enthusiastically. &#8220;I attribute essentially all my success to the very large amount of chocolate that I consume,&#8221; said Eric Cornell, an American physicist who shared the Nobel Prize in 2001. &#8220;Personally I feel that milk chocolate makes you stupid,&#8221; he added. &#8220;Now dark chocolate is the way to go. It&#8217;s one thing if you want like a medicine or chemistry Nobel Prize, OK, but if you want a physics Nobel Prize it pretty much has got to be dark chocolate.&#8221; Admittedly, both researchers are jesting. Messerli said the whole idea is absurd, although the data are legitimate and contain a few lessons about the fallibility of science. FREAK CORRELATIONS Messerli, who runs the hypertension program at St. Luke&#8217;s-Roosevelt Hospital in New York, came up with the idea for the study after seeing a study that linked flavonoids, a type of antioxidants present in cocoa and wine, to better scores on cognitive tests. He began with industry data on chocolate intake in 23 countries and a list from Wikipedia ranking countries according to the number of Nobel laureates per capita. &#8220;I started plotting this in a hotel room in Kathmandu, because I had nothing else to do, and I could not believe my eyes,&#8221; he told Reuters Health. All [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Retirement Options</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 13:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Print this entryThere are many retirement options. Here is a guide to help you make the right choice.   You can retire to Phoenix or Tucson , Arizona where&#8230; 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade.  2. You&#8217;ve experienced condensation on your weeney from the hot water in the toilet bowl.  3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town.  4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.  5. You know that &#8220;dry heat&#8221; is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door. 6. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!! OR You can retire to California where&#8230; 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can&#8217;t afford to buy a house.  2. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.  3. You know how to eat an artichoke.  4. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.  5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is. 6. The 4 seasons are: Fire, Flood, Mud, and Drought. OR You can retire to New York City where&#8230; 1. You say &#8220;the city&#8221; and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan . 2. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can&#8217;t find Wisconsin on a map. 3. You think Central Park is &#8220;nature.&#8221; 4. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual. 5. You&#8217;ve worn out a car horn. (Ed. Note -  if you have a car). 6. You think eye contact is an act of aggression. OR You can retire to Minnesota where... 1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco . 2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.  3. You have more than one recipe for casserole. 4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons. 5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction. OR You can retire to the Deep South where&#8230; 1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store. 2. &#8220;Y&#8217; all&#8221; is singular and &#8220;all y&#8217;all&#8221; is plural. 3. &#8220;He needed killin&#8221; is a valid defense.  4. Everyone has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gotta love seniors</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 13:34:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Print this entry  During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, &#8220;How do you determine whether  or not an older person should be put in an old age home?&#8221;  &#8220;Well,&#8221; he said, &#8220;we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup  and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub.&#8221;  &#8220;Oh, I understand,&#8221; I said. &#8220;A normal person would use the bucket because  it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.&#8221; &#8220;No&#8221; he said. &#8220;A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed  near the window?&#8221; ]]></description>
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		<title>Thirteen Things Your Burglar Won&#8217;t Tell You</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2012 14:02:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Print this entry&#160;     1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.     2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.     3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste&#8230; and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.     4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it..     5. If it snows while you&#8217;re out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.     6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don&#8217;t let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it&#8217;s set That makes it too easy.     7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom &#8211; and your jewelry. It&#8217;s not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.     8. It&#8217;s raining, you&#8217;re fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door &#8211; understandable. But understand this: I don&#8217;t take a day off because of bad weather.     9. I always knock first. If you answer, I&#8217;ll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don&#8217;t take me up on it.)     10. Do you really think I won&#8217;t look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.     11. Here&#8217;s a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids&#8217; rooms.     12. You&#8217;re right: I won&#8217;t have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it&#8217;s not bolted down, I&#8217;ll take it with me.     13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you&#8217;re reluctant to leave your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome to Mimi&#8217;s Cyber-Cookbook</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2012 23:05:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Print this entryThank you SherryPA for a great idea!! I have created a new Forum for Mimi&#8217;s Cyber-Cookbook.  If you are adding a new chapter you will see a new Category at the bottom of the page that now has  Mimi&#8217;s Cyber-Cookbook along with *Recipe Requests,  The Kitchen Table and now  Mimi&#8217;s Cyber-Cookbook. You will also see  Mimi&#8217;s Cyber-Cookbook listed on the left side of the page so you can see a list of all chapters in the Cookbook. Please do not use this Forum for you&#8217;re regular posts. JB your friendly webmaster &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>A Short Neurological Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jul 2012 03:48:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Print this entry A Short Neurological Test **** Yes**** If you can do this forward it on to friends and back to me with the word YES in the subject, but only if you can read this. A Short Neurological Test 1- Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor help.&#160; OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below. 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 3 – Now find the N below. It’s a little more difficult. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you’re far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.  Congratulations! Eonvrye that can raed this rsaie your hnad. To my ‘selected’ strange-minded friends: If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with ‘yes’ in the subject line. Only great minds can read this This is weird, but interesting!  If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT Forward it &#38; put ‘YES’ in the Subject Line]]></description>
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		<title>The 2.99 Special</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jul 2012 13:26:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jb</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Print this entryWe went to breakfast at a restaurant where the &#8216;seniors&#8217; special&#8217; was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. &#8216;Sounds good,&#8217; my wife said. &#8216;But I don&#8217;t want the eggs.&#8217;  &#8216;Then, I&#8217;ll have to charge you $3.49 because you&#8217;re ordering a la carte,&#8217; the waitress warned her.  &#8216;You mean I&#8217;d have to pay for not taking the eggs?&#8217; my wife asked incredulously.  &#8216;YES!&#8217; stated the waitress.  &#8216;I&#8217;ll take the special then,&#8217; my wife said.. &#8216;How do you want your eggs?&#8217; the waitress asked. &#8216;Raw and in the shell,&#8217; my wife replied.  She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.  DON&#8217;T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!  WE&#8217;VE been around the block more than once! Send this to the Seniors in your life. I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;ll appreciate it! Even non-seniors will appreciate it!]]></description>
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