Senior Texting Codes

I came across a humorous, light-hearted story about how texting acronyms aren’t just for kids anymore. It talked about how the older we get, more and more seniors are texting on cell phones; therefore they suggested a need for an STC (Senior Texting Code). Here are a few humorous text code examples: 

ATD – At The Doctor
BFF – Best Friend Fell
BTW – Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM – Covered By Medicare
CUATSC – See You At The Senior Center
DWI – Driving While Incontinent
FWBB – Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
FYI – Found Your Insulin
GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
IMHO – Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LWMDO – Laughing With My Dentures Out
LOL – Living On Lipitor
OMMR – On My Massage Recliner
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL – CGU – Rolling On Floor Laughing… but Can’t Get Up
TTYL – Talk To You Louder
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
WTP – Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO – Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI – Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

Here’s the way I see it: Mark Twain once said, “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” Give us a call if you’d like help creating timeless print materials that will make everyone feel young at heart.